9 WORDS WOMEN USE**

1. Fine:* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.*

2. Five Minutes:* If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. *

3. Nothing:* This is the calm before the storm.. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.*

4. Go Ahead: *This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!*

5. Loud Sigh:* This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)*

6. That's Okay:* This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.*

7. Thanks:* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome.*

8. Whatever: *Is a women's way of sayin F@!K YOU!*

9. Don't worry about it, I got it:* Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but

is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's

wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can

avoid if they remember the terminology.

*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause

they know it's true.