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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

9 WORDS WOMEN USE**



1. Fine:* This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.*

2. Five Minutes:* If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. *

3. Nothing:* This is the calm before the storm.. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.*

4. Go Ahead: *This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!*

5. Loud Sigh:* This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)*

6. That's Okay:* This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.*

7. Thanks:* A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.*

8. Whatever: *Is a women's way of sayin F@!K YOU!*

9. Don't worry about it, I got it:* Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

*Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
they know it's true.

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